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Monday, October 6, 2014

Funny sms Collections එකක් ඕනිද?Part 03


මෙන්න එහෙනම් අලුත්ම අලුත් Funny msg සෙට් එකක්ම.මේ මැසේජ් සෙට් එකම මට හම්බවුනේ මගේ යලුවෙක්ගෙන් එයා තමයි දිල්ශාන් මාලින්ද මුලින්ම එයාට ස්තුති වන්න වෙනවා.මේකෙ තවත් කොටසක් තියෙනවා ඒකත් ලගදීම දෙන්නම්.එතකම් මේ ටික බලන්නකෝ...

jeewithe aththa 6 k thiyanawa.

1. oyata baha oyage diwen, oyage dath serama allanna.
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2. hama modayama eka kiyawapu gaman eka karala balanawa.
3. e mulin kiyapu aththa boruwak.
4. oya dan hina wenwa athi. mokada oya modayek nisa.
5. oya dan ikmantama meka thawath modayekta yawanna.
6. eyalage muneth oyage wagema moda hinawak thiyewi  

  
Oyath Ekka Gewapu Kale Kohoma Amathaka Karannada?

Oyath ekka gewapu kale kohoma amathaka karannada?
Oya maath ekkama hitiya adaren.
Mathakada api pansal giya ekata.
Oya bomaluwedi nawathuna.
Mama mal pahan pooja karala awa oya lagata.
Eth man eddi oya ethana na.
Mama hama thanama hewwa.
Ane deiyane mage papuwa hos gala giya.
Mata kagahuna….
“Kauda Yako mage SEREPPU 2 ussapu ekaaa…” Umbata Kawadawath Mula Amathaka Une Na

Lokaya wenas una,
Yaluwo taraha una,
Api wayasin waduna,
Wagakim karata eddi api wenas una,
Eth macho umba niyama ekek.
Umbata kawadawath mula amathaka une na.
umbawa warnana karanawa kiyala hithannepa.
Eth wenas nouna ekama deya Umba witharai…
Umba Edath, Adath, Hetath…
Niyama HarakeK…!!!



Menna Punchi Magic 1k

menna punchi magic 1k. 
mata puluwan oya kemathima pudgalaya kiyanna. 
mulinma 1-9 athara no1k hithaganna. 
dan eka 3n guna karanna. 
dan ekata 3k ekathu karanna. 
dan newatha 3n guna karanna. 
dan oyata apu a ilakkam2 ekata ekathu karanna.
dan obe ilakkamata gelapena pudgalaya pahathin balanna.

1. Sharuk khan
2. Shihan mihiranga
3. Roshan ranawana
4. Anarkali akarsha
5. Lasith malinga
6. Aishwarya rai
7. Viliyam kumaru
8. Devid becum
9. ( ….Obe nama.. )

ane mata hitha gannawath be, mechchara aya mata kemathi ay kiyala...
Hari Hari Man Gonnu 15katama Kiwwa

Maha Raju: Andare man kiyapu paniwide harida?
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda dewayan wahansa 
man me danut eka gana hithuwa.
Raju: Wade harida Andare?
Andare: Hari hari man gonnu 15katama kiwwa.
Raju: Agei Andare…
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda 
man me danuth 1 gonekuta SMS 1k yawwa. 
U dan 1 kiyawanawath athi. Oyat Meka Oyage Yaluwonta Yawanna

Api hamoma ahinsaka sathunta gdk aadarei.
Eyalata api karana de terum ganna bari wunat,
eyala dannawa api eyalata gdk anukampa karna bawa.
ada LOKA BOORUWANGE DINAYA.
Itin mata oyawa mathak wuna.
Oyat meka oyage yaluwonta yawanna.
Yawwe natot oya labana athme POL BOORUWEK WEI.
mta ehema ewnna epa.
Ehema kalot oya PUTHTHALAM BOOORUWEK wei.
Jeewithe Aththa 6 K Thiyanawa

jeewithe aththa 6 k thiyanawa.

1. oyata baha oyage diwen, oyage dath serama allanna.
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2. hama modayama eka kiyawapu gaman eka karala balanawa.
3. e mulin kiyapu aththa boruwak.
4. oya dan hina wenwa athi. mokada oya modayek nisa.
5. oya dan ikmantama meka thawath modayekta yawanna.
6. eyalage muneth oyage wagema moda hinawak thiyewi  

  
Oyath Ekka Gewapu Kale Kohoma Amathaka Karannada?

Oyath ekka gewapu kale kohoma amathaka karannada?
Oya maath ekkama hitiya adaren.
Mathakada api pansal giya ekata.
Oya bomaluwedi nawathuna.
Mama mal pahan pooja karala awa oya lagata.
Eth man eddi oya ethana na.
Mama hama thanama hewwa.
Ane deiyane mage papuwa hos gala giya.
Mata kagahuna….
“Kauda Yako mage SEREPPU 2 ussapu ekaaa…” Umbata Kawadawath Mula Amathaka Une Na

Lokaya wenas una,
Yaluwo taraha una,
Api wayasin waduna,
Wagakim karata eddi api wenas una,
Eth macho umba niyama ekek.
Umbata kawadawath mula amathaka une na.
umbawa warnana karanawa kiyala hithannepa.
Eth wenas nouna ekama deya Umba witharai…
Umba Edath, Adath, Hetath…
Niyama HarakeK…!!!


Oyata Ehema Hithena 1 Kisima Wereddak Ne

Wessak wahina kota
oyage hithata sathutak denenawa neda?
E wessata themennath  hitenawa neda?
Oyata ehema hithena 1 kisima wereddak ne
Etthatama oya Ehema hitena 1
pudumayak
newei
Mokada itin Wahinakota
hema
GEMBEKUTAMA ehema hitenawane
Oya Pennuwe Neththam

Girl:- athi ane Kauruhari dekkoth Prashnayak wei...
Ikman karannako
Boy:- thawa tika welawak iwasanna 
Kauruth dakinnethi wei..
ehemma thawa tikak ussala pennuwanam 
mama wade ikmanata iwara karanawane...
Girl:- ai pennuwe neththam monawa karannada?
Boy-: oya pennuwe neththam...
Mama... 
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Exam eken "FAIL"  wei.... plz Help me Man Gena Waradiyata Hithanna Epa

Oya kawadawath hithanna nethuwa athi
mama mehema ahai kiyala.
Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye
meeta hugak issara.
mehema ahuwa kiyala
man gena waradiyata hithanna epa
eth meka mata thawa duratath
hithe hangagena inna ba
Mata aththama kiyanna hallo
Oya tamath dath madinne
pol mudden neda?
Ada Vage Dinaka Nariyek

1998 ada vage dinaka
nariyek kama warjanayak kalalu
2001 ada vage dinaka nariyek
gamakata enna purudu unalu
2004 ada vage dinaka nariyek
nil saayam oluwe gagattalu
2007 ada vage dinaka nariyek
kaputekge keju kallak horen kavalu
2012 ada vage dinaka nariyek
wadakata nati sms 1k hari asawen kiyawanawalu  

  
Pacha Warack Chakkare

PACHA 4 = KEPPA 1i

KEPPA 8 = BEGAL 1i

BEGAL 16 = MAYAM 1i

MAYAM 64 = GEHENU 1i

GEHENU 2 = LOKA VINASHA EKAI Me Podi Lankawe Watema Maha Muhuda. 

Me podi lankawe watema maha muhuda. 
Lankawe wishala ganga 12y. 
Podi ganga 187i. 
Aela marga 10502y. 
Wishala wawu 27y. 
Podi wawu 934y. 
Diya aeli 334y. 
Pokunu 8811y. 
Lin 233867y. 
Ane deiyane lankawe mechchara
wathura thibeddith ai oya naagannaththe?


Magic Maluwo

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Me magic maluwo
pinanawa balanna oninam
obe Phone eke screen ekata wathura danna
Kurulla & Kirilli

(‘v’) (‘v’)
(( )) (/ /)
-”–”- “-”-
Kurulla : Api Kiss karamuda..?
Kirilli : Baaeee
Kurulla : Ane.. Karamuko Ane
Kirilli : Apo Baaee
Kurulla : Oyata Maliban Chocolate
Cream Biscuit Ekak Dunnoth….?
???????????
(‘v’)<’ ) Ummaaaa..
(( ))(/ /)-
-”–”–”-”- Aththatama Kiyanawada Mata

Man meka oyagen
kochchara kaleka idanda ahanna hitiye
eth ahanna hadana hamawelawema
mokakhari deyak wenawane
aththatama kiyanawada mata
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eda Malithta gahanakota Chanchala aduwe ai?
Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava Kiyanne Aththada 

Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava kiyanne aththada?
Ne???
Sure???
Mohothakawath?
Ne??? pissuda
Boru kiyanna epa
Hemoma Innawa!
Mathak Karala Balanna!
Mathaka ne???
Borune Kiyanne
Ehenam oya udeta uderwear 1 Adinne Kohamada??
He He Prassna 5 ?????

oyage parentsla oyagen prassna 5k ahanakota
oyata godak kenthi yai.monawada e prassna 5
dannawada?
1. ai late?
2. mokatada oyata salli?
3. ai hamawelema 4n 1 kane gahagena inne?
4. ai ohoma rasthiyadu gahanne yaluwo ekka?
5. ai oyata me msg 1 ewwa lamaya wage hoda lamayek wenna beri?
WASAGAMA 

obatath 1k thiyenawa
matath 1k thiyenawa
obe amma pawichchi karanne obage thaththage 1
obe nandath pawichchi karanne mamage 1ne
vivaha wena kanthawatada 1k labewi
namuth dik kasada uu kanthawata eya ahimi ve
cheena jathikayanta samanyenkota 1k atha
enamuth srilankikayanta samanyen diga 1k thiyenawa
obatath 1k thiyenawada?
obage 1 kochchara digada?
oba kamathida ekata?
obata adahasak thiyenawada 
man mokak ganada katha karamin sitinne kiyala.
ow aththatama
a obe WASAGAMA

Wasanawa Soya Yana Gamanata Ekathu Wenawada?

Wasanawa soya yana gamanata ekathu wenawada?
Thith peliya dige pahalata yanawita 
obe ruwa mathu unot 
oba sebema wasanawanthayek wewi.
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    "\,/"       )\           
        !!""""!!
ow oba obe ruwa matukaragatta.
obata ape suba petum samagin 
thanakola mitiyak THEGI.. Oya A/L Walin Passe Monawada Karanne?

Miss : oya A/L walin passe monawada karanne?
Student : badinawa
Miss : man adahas kale kauru wennada hithagena inne kiyala?
Stu : manamalayek
Miss : man kiwwe lokuwela monada labaganna hitagena inne?
Stu : Manamaliyak
Miss : Modayo.man ahuwe ammai thattai wenuwen monada karanne kiyala?
Stu : manamaliyek genawa 
Miss : Modayo.ube thatta uben monada balaporottu wenne?
Stu: Munuburek
Miss : Yako..ube jeevithe aramuna mokadda ?
Stu: kasada badina eka.!!!

   Birinda & Semiya

Birida - 
Eaiii me......mage hatta katuwa gahanwako
Samiya- 
Ko.... denawa...
Thamusela maha lokuwata aitiwasikam kata karnwa.....
Me loke pirimi nattam thamuselata
hatta kathuwak wat gahanna kenek innwada...??
Birida- 
Ane nikan innwa...
Me loke pirimi nattam katu gahanna nemei 
hatta adinna onet  ne Oiiii...!!!
Oyawa Matak Unama 

Oyawa matak unama mama 
gihin Hada balanawa 
atakota oyage muhuna matak wenawa. 
Ira baladdi oyage kadulu matak wenawa. 
Signal aka dakiddi oyage 
suduwan dath depala matak wenawa.
Oyage katahada ahanna hitunama 
mokada dannawada karanne 
PARE YANA BALLEKUTA GALAK GAHANAWA. Dawasak Rockt 1kui Plane 1kui 

Dawasak rockt 1kui plane 1kui ahasedi set una.
thkota plane 1 ahuwa-:
"Ai ane oya ochchara wegen yanne" kiyala
Ethakota rockt 1 kiwwa-:
"Umbath passata gini thyagena balapan,
ethakota ubatath waede therei!!!
Me Akuru 4k Nisa . . . .

Akuru 4k nisa mulu oluwa awul wela.

"man eyata LOVE.

Eya mata LOVE".

deiyane baLOVE.  

daewadda hinda hiLOVE.

Jivitheta kello diha nobaLOVE.

mama deviyanta karanne  kannaLOVE.

Me balapiya boLOVE.

me wage msg  kiyawanne riLOVE....    


Jeewithema CRICKET

Ape gedara kema uyanne ALASTAIR COOK
wahane geniyanne JESSY RIDER
andum mahanne ROSS TAYLOR
gedara wahane TENDULKAR ekak
Reta kanne CHIKEN BURA
SHANE BOND walin thama alawanne
MICHEAL MASON thama gedara haduwe
gedara gaala thiyenne CAMERON WHITE pata
lipata daane PAUL COLLINGWOOD
gedara sindu kiyanne YUVRAJ SINGH
Duwata kiyanne M.S. DHONI  

  
Poddak Ridunata Mokada 

Boy:-Innako mama hemita dannam
Girl:-Ane….mata ridei patiyo
Boy-poddak ridunata mokada
Girl-Ah….ridhenawa raththaran
Boy-iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine
Girl-eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako
Boy-ehenam kamak na sudu… 
api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu
KOLLA & KELLA

KOLLA
'K'- Kiyana de ahana
'O'- Onawata wada adare karana
'L'- Lokukam  nathi
'L'- Lassana
'A'- Awanka Jaathiyak
KELLA
'K'- Kapati
'E'- Eka hadawathak nathi
'L'- Lokukam athi
'L'- Lanu dena
'A'- Adaraya aduranne nathi jathiyak

   Issella Aachchi Ethulta Yanna

Grand mum : ikmanta ethulta palayan puthe
Umbalage miss pare yanawa
Umbawa dekkoth ai iscole aave neththe kiyala ahai 
Son :Issella aachchi ethulta yanna
Mama mista kiwwe aachchi nethi una kiyala

Monkey Son & Mum

Monkey son:
amme mata kawadda kasadayak karala denne?

Monkey mum:
sadda nathiwa hitapan. ubata balala inna mamamali
dan msg eka kiyawanawa.
eya hina unoth me magulata eya kamathi thamae!
kemethiy ne…..
oya apuruwata hinawenne
kiyanna beri nisa.. :-P Siripala Lastida?

Siripala lastida?
lasti sir.
Pol tika pattewwada?
Pattewwa sir.
karaththe lastida?
lasti sir.
Ethakota harakath harida?
na sir eka thama SMS kiyawanawa


Funny Sinhala Sms - Mage Petiyo-
Mage petiyo......mata gedarin epa kiuwath, mage yaluwo mata epa kiuwath,mawa gedarin eleuwath,mama oyawa badinawa badinawamai..... Mage karaththe....


  
Funny Sinhala Sms - Mokada Oya Lamaya Parakku- 

Sir-Mokada oya lamaya parakku une? 
Girl-Ane sir mge passen kollek awane. 
Sir-Ithin eka parakku wenna hethuwak newey ne? Girl-Ithin a kolla awe himinne!

Funny Sinhala Sms - Marenne Nathuwa Hitapan - 

Pissa1- ara balapan ara pissu yaka miduleoru padinawa. Pissa2- eka thamai apitath ekka pal eka.
Pissa1- mata hithenawa peenala gihinoruwa peralanna. Pissa2- ubatath pissuda ban?
Pissa1- ai? Pissa2- kawda danne oke kibullu innawadakiyala. Marenne nathuwa hitapan.


  
Funny Sinhala Sms - Lassana China Adara Katawak

Meka lassana china adara katawak.Akamat aka china govi pawlaka lassana genu lamayek hitiya. Ayage nama yoshi.itin me yoshi a game lokkage puta shaisenta adare kala.dawasak me denna hambela kata kara.Yoshi.-shaisen, ashimo shimchiyen liy"ajw" oshiti.Shaisen-olajin liyenw kaishek akasi.??Yoshi-ulawchilan nashi oshitan yamacasi.!Shaisen-yo liyejin likar chinshiyen. Sayonara.Yoshi.-shaisen shaisen.. Sayonara.. Chishan chonai. Chonai......Dekka neda a ayage adara katawa."okkoma kiyewwada,lassanai neda?

Funny Sinhala Sms -Api Edath Kale Baluwada -

Onna Eka HelicopterEkak Minissu 3 Denek Hitiya.1.Americen 2.Indien 3.SriLanken Ithin Me Aye Helico.Eken Paninna Katha Unalu.American- Api EdathWeerayo Adath Werayo !Kiyala Issarawela Pannalu.Indien- Api Edath BayagulloAdath Bayagullo ! KiyalaPassata Unalu. Sri Lanken-Api Edath Kale Baluwada Adath Karanne Baluwada !Kiyala Indien Kenawa Helico.Eken Thallu Kalalu.....


 Siripala & Deviya

Siripala:- deviyane Obata Rupiyal Kotiyak Kochchara Watinawada.? Deviyo:-Mata Satha 25 k Watinnea.!
Siripala:- obata Awrudu Kotiyak Kochchara Kalayakda.? Deviyo:-Mata Thapparayai.!
Siripala:-Ane Deviyo Mata Satha 25k Dennako!.. Deviyo:-MMM Thapparayak idapanko ehenam...!

 - Husband & Wife

Wife- oya mata kochchara adareda? 
Husbund- Sajahan Mumthasta adare wage... 
Wife- e kiyanne oya man marunama taj mahal ekak wage ekak hadanawada? 
Husbund- ow aniwaryenma, 
man me lagin hoda idamakuth gaththa, 
eth oya thamai parakku...

Mona Rateda Thatte Buruwo Kasada Badinne -

Son: thatte ara sathage nama mokakda? Father: u thamai puthe buruwa.
Son: athakota ara eha patten inna eka kauda? Father: a thamai buruwage wife 
son: ithin thatte buruwoth kasada badinawada? Father: ow.. 
Son: pissu. mona rateda thatte buruwo kasada badinne? 
Father: hama ratema buruwo thamai puthe kasada badinne...

SAGARAYA BANDU WEDANAVO 

'Sagaraya bandu - Wedanavo hemin adu vena vo.. Jeevitaya gena A/L vetha yanna set venavo...//' 'Eada karapua, Eada liyapuva-Papere enavo..
B) Ehema karapuwa Matak wei nam-wade goda yanavo...' 'Apita kiyalat karannata haki imak pavatinavo.. Eka dannati samaharak aya-pissu kiyavanavo...
'|D 'Perum purana- Samaharak aya univercity yanavo.. Hitagena siti-godak aya hata yanna bari venavo...
' 'Api vate api desa- Balan hiti aya hina venavo..;
D Vibahagaya matha-Ape diyunuwa Maninnata Haki do.....


    HEART ATTACK

Dawasak bus stand ekaka lassanata andagath, lassana kellek oyawama balai,
oya ethakota yatihithen heena mawai, 
eya oyawa balala hina wei,
oyage angapatha poddak weulai, 
eya oya langata ei,oyata dahadiya dai, 
eya oya isserahata awith eyage rathu lassana lips walin ''Ayya,me love letter eka 
oyage friend " (-YOUR NAME-)''ta dennako'' kiyala kiyaddi oyage hadawathe 'DUM' gala saddayak ahei Ekata thama'HEART ATTACK' kiyalakiyanne. . Harida?



 My House Is Welen Egoda

My house is welen egoda.Water mage danak vithara. I jumping egoda megoda. U can come ape gedara.When u come ape gedara. I give u hugak kaama. But u come hama welema.I give u kana palenna....K 

  
 Kolla & Kella

KOLLA
'K'- Kiyana de ahana
'O'- Onawata wada adare karana
'L'- Lokukam nathi
'L'- Lassana
'A'- Awanka Jaathiyak
KELLA
'K'- Kapati
'E'- Eka hadawathak nathi
'L'- Lokukam athi
'L'- Lanu dena
'A'- Adaraya aduranne nathi jathiyak

Sinhala Joke Sms-Araksha Kari Jeewithakata 
Araksha kari jeewithakata awawada dekak :...1. Hama welawema aththa katha karanna, eka kochchara katuka unath kamak na......2. Eka kiyala kakul dekata pana aragena ikmanata duwanna.. :)


  
Sinhala Joke Sms- "Pipunu" Kusumaka"- 

"Pipunu" kusumaka" sumudu"pethi" men" Obe'" jiwaya" diyunu"wewa..." 
Dukak"noredunu" sathuta" sapirunu" dinak" Oba" hata" uda" wewa....
"Kenekuge" duka" danena "tharamata" Obe" situwili "Pahan" wewa.... 
" Sda" nomiyana" ape" mithu"dama" hade"path"iru" matha" Redewa

 Oya Nidagena Nam Inne
Girl- oya nidagena nam inne? Ehenm mata oyage sihina ewanna,,,Oya anda anda nam inne? Ehenam mata oyage kadulu ewanna,,, oya sathutin nam inne?Ehenam mata oyage sinahawa ewanna,,, oya dukin nam inne?Ehenam mata oyage wedanawaewanna,,,
Boy:Ane ratharan mama toilet ekene inne?????

Maaluwk Ahu Wunot Mokada Kranne?

Balanna oyat mekata ekangada kiyala.
muhude maalu gdk innnava.
Ainakata wela piththak dagena inna aipta 
loku maalu alllannath ba.
aema miss wela panapu maluwa ayeth hoyannnath ba.
Ehema Dawasata wena maalu Ahu wenneth natilu.
Itin oyath ama dagena inna welawe 
maaluwk ahu wunot mokada kranne? Ehenam Mokada Eyawa Gille..?

Aunty:Hi baba!
Boy:Hi aunty! Ai aunty oyage bada pimbila thiyenne?
Aunty:a putha bade malli babek inna nisa ne
Boy:malli narakaida?
Aunty:na.aya hari........hondai.
Boy:aya aththatama hondaida?
Aunty: ow malli baba aththatama godaaak...... hondai.
Boy:ehenam mokada malliwa gille ? 

   Mata Nemai Uncal Ape Mallita.. 

Onna eka dawasak 5 wasare kollek book shop ekakata giyalu. 
Mudalali : puthata monada one ?
Kolla : mm... uncle mata b'day card ekak ona...
Muda : inna poddak.. (mudalali b'day card tikak genath dunna.)
kolla : apo uncle me monada, mata ona rosa mal tiyena ewa.
Muda: rosa mal ?? Kata dennada putha ?
Kolla : pemwathiyata denna...
Muda: (pudumayen) ah ? Mechchara podi kollekta pemwathiyo innawada ? Matanam wishwasa karannath ba...
Kolla: na na uncle pissuda ?  Mata nemai.
Muda: ah, eka misak. Ehenam katada ?
Kolla: mata nemai uncal ape mallita... 
EXPIRE DATE 

WIFE-monawada darling oya othana idagena karanne
HUSBAND- mukuth na. 
WIFE-mukuth nathi wenne kohomada 
oya ape kasada sahathike aragena 
ude idala ehapaththa mehapaththa peralagena hoyanne
HUSBAND-na mama me baluwe meke 
"EXPIRE DATE" ekak thiyenawada kiyala. MEA EXCUSE ME 

MEA EXCUSE ME NANGI,
ME BUS HOLT EKA KOHETADA YANNE?
Bus holt eka kohewath yanne nea 
mama danna kaale idala oka thiyenne methana.
AH EHENAM NANGI BUS EKA 
YANNE KOHETADA KIYANAWADA?
bus eka yanne issarahata.
Habai reverse kaloth passata thama.
APO NANGIGE HARI GAS NE.
GEDARA BATH UYANNE GAS WALINDA?
ne haal walin
Zoo News.

Ahunada..!
Sattuwatte Bombayak pupurala.
Sinhayek athanma marilalu.
Hitapu walassu dennekuge Kakaul kadila..
Un dennata tikak amaruilu.
tawa Buruwo dennekut panala Gihilla.
ekek pare watila Ididdi allagena
Uta hugak amaruilu.
U dan inne ICU eke.
Anith Buruwa Dan me Msg aka kiyawanawa..
onna Dan Hinawakut Giya Lejjawata.......!!!

1.Americen 2.Indien 3.SriLanken

Onna Eka HelicopterEkak Minissu 3 Denek Hitiya.
1.Americen 2.Indien 3.SriLanken Ithin Me Aye Helico.Eken Paninna Katha Unalu.
American- Api EdathWeerayo Adath Werayo !Kiyala Issarawela Pannalu.
Indien- Api Edath BayagulloAdath Bayagullo ! KiyalaPassata Unalu. 
Sri Lanken-Api Edath Kale BaluwadaAdath Karanne Baluwada !Kiyala Indien Kenawa Helico.Eken Thallu Kalalu.....


  
Marenne Nathuwa Hitapan.

Pissa1- ara balapan ara pissu yaka midule oru padinawa.
Pissa2- eka thamai apitath ekka pal eka.
Pissa1- mata hithenawa peenala gihin oruwa peralanna.
Pissa2- ubatath pissuda ban?
Pissa1- ai?
Pissa2- kawda danne oke kibullu innawadakiyala. Marenne nathuwa hitapan.

Meka Lassana China Adara Katawak.

Meka lassana china adara katawak.
Akamat aka china govi pawlaka lassana genu lamayek hitiya. 
Ayage nama yoshi.itin me yoshi a game lokkage puta shaisenta adare kala.
dawasak me denna hambela kata kara.
Yoshi.-shaisen, ashimo shimchiyen liy"ajw" oshiti.Shaisen-olajin liyenw kaishek akasi.??
Yoshi-ulawchilan nashi oshitan yamacasi.!Shaisen-yo liyejin likar chinshiyen. 
Sayonara.Yoshi.-shaisen shaisen.. Sayonara.. Chishan chonai. Chonai......
Dekka neda a ayage adara katawa."okkoma kiyewwada,lassanai neda?

Gindara Motada Diya Yata Yana Kimbulanta

Gindara motada diya yata yana kimbulanta. 
Thanakola motada mas katu kana ballanta. 
Iniman motada gas uda yana waduranta. Kellan motada pasal yana kollanta.
Rattaran Oya Dannawada Mama Oyata Koitaram Adareda Kiyala

Rattaran oya dannawada mama oyata koitaram adareda kiyala mata e adare wachanawalin kiyanna teren ne eth mama danne meccharai mata oya nethuwa meloke gewatwenna be kiyala vitarai mama tama oyawa hebahin dekala netath oyagen atwenna beritaramata oyage hadawathata lanwela oya tama danne nethuwa ati oyata pixsiyek wage adare karana kellek innawa kiyala atthamai rattaran mata oya nethuwa meloke jiwat wenna be ehema unoth mage papuwa pelila merila yavi… mathu upadina hema atmayakama oya magema wenna kiyalai mama prartana karanne /mehema adare karana girl kenek mata ikmanata lebewa


  
Pissan Kotuwa

doctor:-siripala thamuse mokada karanne.
pissa1:-mama me adumak mahanawa sir.
Doc:-ethakota ara yaka ai ara siwilime ellila inne.
piss.1:-uta pissu sir u hithagena inne u lantharumak kiyala.
doc:-ai ithin thamuse uta kiyannaththe u lantharumak newei kiyala.
piss.1:- onna ithin doctortah pissune ETHAKOTA MAMA KOHOMADA KARUWALE ME ADUMA MAHANNE.....???











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