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Monday, October 6, 2014

Funny sms Collections එකක් ඕනිද?Part 01


(මේකෙ තවත් කොටසක් තියෙනවා ඒකත් ලගදීම දෙන්නම්) පොරොන්දුව කඩ කරන්නතුව ඔන්න මං අනිත් Funny msg set එකත් ගෙනාවා ඔන්න...එහෙනම් පහලින් බලාගන්නකෝ...
Badinawa Badinawamai

Mage petiyo......mata gedarin epa kiuwath, 
mage yaluwo mata epa kiuwath,mawa gedarin eleuwath,
mama oyawa badinawa badinawamai......................... Mage karaththe :-)

   GON PAATA

Dannawada man podi kale idan nilpaata,rathupaata,kahapaata,dampata,rosapata wage eka eka paatawal dekala thiyenawa,
mage yaluwange muhunuwala PEM PAATA dekala thiyenawa,
pansaledi PIN PAATA dakala tiyenawa, 
eth me ha ha pura kiyala man oyata pin sidda wenna GON PAATA dekkamai... 

Oyage ID 1

Xqsmi... 
Dear Oyage ID 1. 120 Bus eke vatila thibuna... 
Balanna meka oyage ID 1da kiyala... 918420116 V 
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 ",/"           );  
        !!""""!! 
oyaga neda? mama hithuwa hari.

Sinhala Joke Sms - Sinhayek Send Karana

S-M-S kiyana eke theruma dannawada?
S - Sinhayek send karana, 
M - Mee Harakek kiyawana, 
S - Small file 1k. Monawada balanne? Oya thamai dan Mee Haraka! Ikmanata katahari meka 4wrd karala Sinhayek wenna! (Matama ayeth ewana kena buruwa!)

   AkuRu 222 Ka Msg 1k

meka akuRu 222 ka msg 1k.
monawada ithin akuRu 222kin kiYanna puluwan.
mage asawan,hangeem ? 
baha wage.ehenam,hina wenna,duka hithenna.
ekath baha wage.
kiYanna puluwan deYak thibunath,kohoma kiYannada ?
akuru 222 iwaRaine :-(

Hithuvada Kiss Ekak Kiyla?

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbaaaa...
Hithuvada kiss ekak kiyla?
Oya ipaduna gaman kegehuve mehemai.... Eka man oyta matak kale.


 Barinam Nikan Inna

Nikan inna eke nikan inne nathuwa nikan inna ayata nikan sms yawanakota 
nikan inna aya nikan iddi awa kiyawala nikan innathuwa 
nikan inna thawa 4-5 denekuta awa yawanawa.
Mama me nikan kiyanne,oya den nikan innawanam oya danna nikan inna ayata 
me sms eka send karanna.barinam nikan inna......


  
Oya Hitha Gaththa Ilakkama.

1:-Oya kamathi ilakkamak mataka tiya ganna. 
2:- dan eka 5n wadi karanna 
3:- e ena uththarayata 50k ekathu karnna 
4:- e ena uththare 20n wadi karnna 
5:- e uththarayata 1012k ekathu karnna. 
6:- e apu uththarayen oyage upan warshaya adu karanna. 
dan labumu uththare tiyena antima elakkam deka oyage wayasa.
Eta kalin tiyenne oya hitha gaththa ilakkama......

Sinhala Joke Sms- Iwasapu Nisa Mama Thawamath Thanikadaya

Ewasana dana rupu yudayata jaya kodiya... 
Meya kiw ekage kata kawath madiya... Ikman una kena langa kellan hatha ataya... 
iwasapu nisa mama thawamath thanikadaya...


  
Sinhala Joke Sms- Poth Ape Life 1 Ta Godak Balapanawa 

sunil; poth ape life 1 ta godak balapanawa neda?  
Nimal; ow ow ape wife ta lamai 2k ekapara labunane eya 'amba yahaluwo' potha kiyawanakota. 

Kamal; ape wife tath lamai 3k ekapara labuna eya 'thun yahalu wikramaya' kiyawanakota  
Siril; aiio deiyane!! Mama iwarai. 

Sunil; ai, ai mokakda une??  
Siril; mage wife dan pregnant eya kiyawanne 'ali baba saha horu hathaliya'!!! 

 Oya Nidagena Nam Inne

Teacher :- Lamai,me ahanna.api kiyala patan gaththoth mu kiyala iwara wenna oni.
ex-:api geetha gayamu. siripaalata therunada? 
Siripala-: ow teacher. 
Teacher-:Kiyanna ehenam thawa udaaharanayak? 
Siripala-:API KANA ABA Ai MECHCHARA AMU? 
Teacher:- pala eliyata.


Lagadima Dawasaka Oyawa Hoyagena Enawa 
godak dawasaka idala mama oyawa 
walanda ganna asawen inne. 
Eth thawama ekata welawak awe nahane. 
Oya magen ath wennamane hadanne. 
Mata oyawa walada gannama one. 
E wagema tika dawasak oyage laga innath one. Mama oyawa walada gaththama oyage agata unusumak danewi. 
Samaharawita oyage aga ridennath gani. 
Mama mehema qwata tharaha wenna epa. 
Mama lagadima dawasaka oyawa hoyagena enawa. . Mama oyage adaraniya HEMBIRISAWA. . .

Ithin A Kolla Awe Himinne

Sir-Mokada oya lamaya parakku une? 
Girl-Ane sir mge passen kollek awane. 
Sir-Ithin eka parakku wenna hethuwak newey ne?
Girl-Ithin a kolla awe himinne!

MEA EXCUSE ME 

Father-ei mehe waren.
uba eha gedara kellata I LOVE YOU kiyala qwwada.
Son-ah ow.eth eka hariyanne na. 
Father-ai e. 
Son-e kella tawath dennek ekka yaluwela inne.
Father-kawda ubata qwwe. 
Son-e kellama tama qwwe. 
Father-e kohomada eki ubata qwwe eki dennek ekka yaluwela innawa kiyala. 
Son-mama eyata I LOVE YOU qwwata passe eya qwwa I LOVE YOU 2 kiyala......

ADARE HARIMA KATUKAY

Raththaran,tharaha vennepa mama mehema qwata..
meka hithe thiyagena idala vadak na.. "Oya harima amuthu kenek.anith ayata wada godak wenas.
adahas walin,hasirimen.
mata hithena widiyata oyage hadawathath ewage amuthu lassanak athi.
mama e wenasa widinna godak asawen perum puranawa.mama oyata godak kamathi.adarei.
mata meka kiya ganna godak baya hithuna.mokada eta passe mama oyage lagama hathurek wei kiyala.namuth adare wadi kamata eka mata hanganna behe.
dawasak mehema kiyapu hawek iththewekuta kiss ekak deela " ADARE HARIMA KATUKAY."kiyala giyalu. lassanai ne?


  
Awasanedi Sidda Une Gas Nagala POL Kadanna

Wehi diya maha bima themuwata, bima themanne wehi vitharada? 
Api mechchara duk unata FAIL wenne api witharada? 
Usa aththaka malak wage SCIENCE keruwe udin inna. 
Awasane sidda une vibagayata MAL adinna. 
SCIENCE karala api hithuwe wedi padiyata JOB karanna. 
Awasanedi sidda une gas nagala POL kadanna

"Love Letter" Ekei "Leave Letter" Ekei Wenasa 

TEACHER: oyala dannawada lamai "love letter" ekei "leave letter" ekei wenasa 
CHILD: ow teachar 
TEACHER: hoda lamaya....! kiyannako ehenam hoda puthawage.. 
CHILD: leave letter eka denne teacherta, love letter eka denne teacherge duwata..

Oyalata Suba Anagathayak

Man jevath wela inna godak try kala
Mata jiwath wenna kawuruth ida dun naha
Kawuruth mawa therum gaththe naha
Meka mage nolebeema
Man yanawa
Yannama yanawa
Me Loken sadahatama yanawa
Kawuruth man wenuwen andanne nethi wei
Labaganna beri dewal walatai man asa keruwe
Mata sama wenna magen hemotama karadara una
Oyalata Suba Anagathayak!!!
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(Mama V.Prabhakaran)  

  
OYA Nethnam . . . ...

SADA nethnam
AHASA lassana ne
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AMMA nethnam LOKAYA lassana ne
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ADARAYA nethnam JIWITHAYA lassana ne
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OYA nethnam......
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ZOO eka lassana ne :-P E Rasatanam Mama Thamath Asai 

Eka rosa patai
A wagema lassanai
Eka diwa ganakota puduma
saneepayak danenawa
Amuthuma rasak
E nisama godak wela
man eka diwen lewakanawa
E rasatanam mama thamath asai 
Eda man puduma sathutak winde
hamotama horen aththamai...
CARGILS MAGIC 
STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM..
Oya Me Gena Dhena Gannama Onimai 

Mama kamthi ne oyawa riddhanna
meka oya wenakenek gen dhenaganana kalin mama kiyannam
oya kalabala wenna epa
oya me gena dhena gannama onimai
samahara wita oya dhenatamath dhannawa ethi
adha re 12he idhala
petrol Rs:50kin wedi wenawa
eth ithin api monawa karanndha neda  

  
Den Mokada Karanne?

oya meka kiyouvoth - gona
oya meka katahari yauvoth - modaya
oya meka delete karoth - haraka
oya meka balannethuva hitiyoth - buruva
den mokada karanne? Ganunge Mole

Husband- Eai... ko seeni bothale...?  
Wife- Oya thiyenne.... 
Husband-Koheda ane....? 
Wife- Oya "gammiris kudu" kiyala gahala thiyenne.
Husband- Thamuseta pissuda ganiye.? 
Wife- Pissu newe ane. nathnam okata 
"kuubiyo enawa" ekai ahema gahuwe
he he


Api Denna Meka Karamu 

Man Meka kiyanna hitiye
goda kaleka indan oyata
Man dannawa mama Marry karanakam
mata meka mage athin thamai karaganna wenne kiyala,
mata dan meka taniyen kerela epa wela tiyenne
ekai oyata kiwwe weradiayata hitan nethinam
api denna meka karamu
 oya kamati dawasaka ape gedera enna
man kiyannam ethakota
mage mona andum tikada oyata hodanna tiyenne kiyala
Kikiliyo Dennek Loku Kathawaka

mama ada biththarayak 5.10kata wikuna ganna puluwan una
oyage biththareta wada mage biththare loku nisa
oyage bithare keeyakata wikunne???
rupiyal 5i
aparadene oyath loku biththarayak damma nam
thawa satha 10k gannawane
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Huh! satha 10kata mokatada p**** iraganne Eken Awa VIRUS Eka Tama Uba

Baba:- dado kohomada mama me loketa awe.
Dad:- eka ubata kiyanna be.
Baba:-mata danagannama ona.
Dada:- ehanam ahaganin,mama dawasak internet cafe
ekaka bathroom ekakadi ube ammata CONNECT una.
e welawe amma maga MEMARY CHIP eken DATA 
wagayak DOWNLOAD kara gatta
mama ammata a DATA UPLOAD karala
iwara unata passe tamai danne 
kisima VIRUS GUARD ekak ne kiyala.
e weddith e APPLICATION eka CANCEL 
karannawath DELETE karannat be
eken awa VIRUS eka tama uba.
   

  
Mama Oya Gana Karunu 10k Dannawa

Mama oya gana karunu 10k dannawa
1. oya dan meka kiyawanawa
2. oyata thol 2 ekathu nokara "M" kiyanna be
3. oya dan ehema karanna try kala
4. anna oyata hina giya
6. oya hoda kenek
7. oyata therune na mama 5 miss kala kiyala
8. oya apahu 6i 4i baluwa
9. Oya dan mekata kamathi wegenai enne
10.oya meka oyage yaluwekta forward karanawa
mama hari neda? Oya Kamathie Neda..?

Gedarin monawa kiwwath 
api bandimu
loku wiyadam nathuwa 
chamwa karamu
api lassana punchi 
kuduwak hadamu
eka api eliya karamu
api punchi pataw 3k 4k hadamu
Oya kemathiy neda..?
muladi Kawuru bennathpasse owa hari yai
vesak poyata sathi 2kata kalinwath sawkola gemu!


Mama Tikak Urannada Ehenam

Oyage ahinsaka muna balagena
oyata me aparade karanne kohomada mama
Meka kale nathnam yaluwo mata hinawey
Oyata poddak ridey
Leth tikak ey
Mama tikak urannada ehenam
mama
- Maduruwa  

  
Hari Dan Oyage Wadak Karagannakoo

A , B , C , D , E , F , G , H , I , J , K , L , M , N , O , P , Q , R , S , T , U , V , W , X , Y , Z
0 , 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , * , #
Ahh karadara kalata samawenna.
Mama phn 1 button okkoma wada karanawada baluwa.
Hoda welawata okkoma wada.
Hari dan oyage wadak karagannakoo.
Girl’s LOVE

Girl’s LOVE
1st WEEK:
Hi…
2nd WEEK:
Hw r U?
3rd WEEK:
mama 1 wachanayak kiwwoth oya tharaha wenawada?
4th WEEK:
I Love U…
5th WEEK:
Oya nathuwa 1 winadiyak wath jeewath wenna baha..
6th WEEK:
Sorry ane Oyawa 2 days balanna bari una..
7th WEEK:
I’m really sry. Mata manamalayek balalai tiyenne bye…
8th WEEK:
Kawda Oya??
9th WEEK:
Ok. U r my 1st lover. So I’ll keep ur name 4 my nxt child.
FINALY:
Uncle ta tata kiyanna puthe…


  
Me Lassanama Lassana Wachana 3

Mata one oyath ekka
hoda tharu 5 hotalayakata gihilla
hoda dinner 1k aragena
me lassanama lassana wachana 3
oyata kiyanna
" oya bila gewanna "
Deviyo Mata Me Number 1ka Dunna 

Mama dewiyangen lassana jeewithayak illuva
 Deviyo mata eka dunna
Mama dewiyangen hoda aadarayak illuva
Deviyo mata ekath dunna
Mama dewiyongen jeewath wenna job 1k illuwa
Deviyo mata karaththayak dunna
Mama dewiyongen a karaththeta harakek illuwa
ethakota Deviyo mata me number 1ka dunna. Karaththe lasthi... JOB OFFER

JOB OFFER
IN MOBITEL
SALARY : Rs.67,500
QUALFICATION : G.C.E O/L 
PLACE : Colombo
JOB : Mobitel tower eka uda hitagena
airtel signal awoth huu kiyala elawanna oni


Oya Mn Lagin Yaddi Mata Iwasa Gannama Bari Una

Meka kiwwata oya mn gena 
weradiyata hithanne epa? pls
Eda oya bus eke man lagin yaddi 
apu a suwada kawada wath mata 
amataka wen ne.
amataka karannat be.
Oya mn lagin yaddi mata 
iwasa gannama bari una. 
Barima tana mama Rs.2 dila wade ekak gattha

  
Dan Hariyata Reta HARAK HORU Innawa

Ane sudu mama mehema kiyanne 
oyata thiyena adareta rattharan. 
Oya rata rata yan gaman nawatthanna. 
Mehema kiyanne mage hithe thiyena adareta. 
Oyata mokak hari unoth mata indala wadak na.
Paharagena gihin maruwoth ehema.
Mokda dannawada
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Dan hariyata reta HARAK HORU innawa.
Oyawa allan giyoth ehema. Uba Dan Naha Mama Kawuda Kiyala

Thota one mawa kannane ithin kapiya, 
kapiya itin mawa huragenama kapiya 
uba dan naha mama kawuda kiyala
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mama ''MURUNGA"
hi hii hiii
Oyage Kalu Pata Lassana As 2 Adaren Pirila Thibuna.

Eda a sonduru handawe 
oya hemin hemin adiya thiyala yana diha 
man asawen balan hitiya.
oyage kalu pata lassana as 2 adaren pirila thibuna.
oya man diha balanna yaddi paya lissala watenna giya.
ethakotama oya ellune mage athe.
a pahasa koi tharan sonduruda.
man duwala giya panchanga litha lagata.lagne balanna newei.
HUUNAN AGA WATEEME PALAPALA balanna!!  

  
Sathya Adare Kawadawath Marenne Ne

1 dawasak  1 Boy kenekui, 1 Girl kenekui
marenna kiyala hithagena kandak lagata giya
Girl- Oya mulin paninna. Mama ita passe paninnam 
 Boy- Ehenam api ehema karamu - Boy kanden pallehata panna
 Girl- "ADARE ANDAI" kiyala apahu harila yanna giya
Boy- (kanden pallehata watena gaman) "SATHYA ADARE Kawadawath Marenne Ne" kiyala 'Parishut' eka dagaththa Ai Ane Oya Naanne Neththe…?

Srilankawa watema maha muhuda
Ganga 199i, 
ela marga 1050i, 
kuda weu 934, 
wishala weu 27
Diya eli 336i, 
pokunu 8811i, 
Lin 23567i….
echcharatama wathura thibilath 
ai ane oya naanne neththe…?


Den Kole Namala Rocket 1k Yawwoth Mara Fun 

Try diz .......
Its interesting
think a number btwin 41-50
Now +5
-2
+5
-3
+2
write da final answer in A4 paper

den kole namala rocket 1k yawwoth mara fun.
Whn U Fail D Final Exam

Whn u fail d final exam,
*ur dad will say,''Tho wibhageta magulakda kare?"
-mom,"Thota wiyadam kare mekatada?"
-GF,"hny oyata man kochchara adare unath api athara godak nogalapim thiyanawa.Marunath oyata witharamai adare.Eth api affair eka nawaththamu"
-cousins,"aru wibhage Pail neda?"
**ur best friend,"awulak na machan mamath fail.dapan 5k" Hema Sthatama Jathiyak Wenuwen Penisitinna Ba

Hama gahakatama kanthare inna ba..... 
Eth pathok gaha eke kala
hema malakatama adhraya wenuwen peni sitinna ba.... 
Eth rosa mala eka kala
hema sthatama jathiyak wenuwen penisitinna ba...
Eth sinhaya eka kala
hema RILAWEKUTAMA me SMS eka kiyawanna ba... 
Eth oya eka kala....
Hurry Up!

Dail 119 n sing
"Pissa mu pissa mu
pissu pusa mu.." n 
get free trip 2 walikada
jail for 3 months..
First 10 winners 
will get white shorts
n shirts free....!
Hurry Up!  

  
I’ll Be There Wit My Bokka

if u hv any kokka
i’ll be there wit my Bokka.
If any 1 hit u evn a Tokka
I’ll b der 2 crack his Hokka ! Ea Hama Deyakma Mage Hithata Puduma Widiyata Galagena Awa

Mata ada oyawa goda..k 
Mathak una.. oya katha karana hati..
oya hinawena Hati.. 
oya dagalana Hati.. 
oya tharagiyama orawana hati.. 
Oya ahinsaka widiyata mage diha balana hati..
oya dakkama asa hithena widiyata awidina hati.. 
Godak friendly widiyata yaluwo ekka inna hati.. 
ea hama deyakma mage hithata puduma widiyata galagena awa.
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Ada ape waththata "RILAW" panna....


Msg Ekak KIYAWALA IWARAI

Oya,
Harima
Lassana,
Awanka,
Nihathamani,
Wedagath,
Keekaru,
Ahinsaka,
Yahapath,
Nirahankara,
Buddimath,
Seelachara,
Vineetha,
Kenek Ewapu Msg Ekak KIYAWALA IWARAI.  

  
Whn Im Walkng

Whn im walkng
infrnt of u,
im protect u.....
whn im bside u,
im there 4 u...
whn im bhind u,
im thinking...
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PULLI GONA 
ISSARAHIN
MAMA PITIPASSEN...! Ayeth Oyage Katahada Ahuna. Mama Hodin Baluwa.

Eda maha wessa. Harima seethalai.. Kammali…
Oya athara thure mata Oyage katahada ahuna.
Mama puduma wela aden nagitala, hama paththama baluwa.
Eth mama oyawa dakke na.
Ayeth Oyage katahada ahuna. Mama hodin baluwa.
Aththatama mata adahagannath bari una.
Eya oya wagemai. As dekath oyage wagemai.
E kawda dannawada??
Oya wagema “Maha thadi Hala Gembek”
kanuwaka idagena maha haiyen “Baka Baka” ganawa.
Mama Kawadawath Oya Mehema Karai Kiyala Hithuwe Na

Oya ai mehema deyak kale?
Mama kawadawath Oya mehema karai kiyala hithuwe na.
Mama oya yaluwek widiyata godak Wiswasa kala.
Eth ada idan e wiswase iwarai.
Mama ahanne ai me wage deyak kale?
Oya ai ape ELADENAGE THANAKOLA TIKA KAWE???  

  
Ane Thawa Ekama Eka Warak Mata Oyage Punchi Detholata 

lanwenne denawada?
Ane thawa ekama 
eka warak mata 
oyage punchi detholata 
lanwenne denawada?
Raata wageema udetath 
oya detholata mawa lan 
karagaththa hati mata
mathak wenawa....

"MAMA OYAGE 
PARANA"
tooth brush eka.. Adin Passe Thameseth Ekka Mage Kisima Ganudenuwak Neha

Thamuseta pissuda..??
Thamuse ekak matha thiyagannawa...
Thamusege hama waraddakma man 
hithe thiyan hitiye thamuseta thiyana 
baya hinda nemei...manussa kamata...
Thamuse maha modama moda kisi wadakata
nathi napuru WALAHEK.... Danagannawa
adin passe thameseth ekka mage kisima ganudenuwak
neha...
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onna ohomalu 
"WALAS NANDA WALAS MAMATA" banne...
Paw neda ane..???


Kunu Lorriya Enawaaa…!

Kunu Lorriya
.–.i”"”"”"”"”I  /
/ .-.| Kunu ä   \
‘-@- “”"”"@@”"”-
Kunu Lorriya enawaaa…!
Kokatath Oya hangenna…
nattam yanagaman dagena yai…
Dannawada Goliyakaranaya Kiyanne Mokakda Kiyala?

Dannawada Goliyakaranaya Kiyanne Mokakda Kiyala?
Nikamata Hithanna, ENGLAND wala Ipaduna GERMAN Jathika kollek
eyage AUSTRALIA wala Ipadunu CANADIAN girlfriend ekka NEW SEALAND wala JAPAN car ekaka yaddi accident wenawa.
Me dennata beheth karanne AMERICAN medicine walin RUSSIAN Hospital ekakadi. Me denna sanipa unata passe yanne THAILAND..
man dannawa mehema kiwwata oyata terenne ne dan mehema hitanna,
Me SMS eka Type Karanne INDIAN look ekak tiyena SRI LANKAN kollek nokia 4n ekakin. Meka Kiyawanne ETHIOPIAN look ekak Tiyena AFRICAN hali wandurek....
den mokada karanne? Ane Machan Hanuma Ewala Mekiwa Ekka Palayan.

Lakshman: Rama kumaruwani, Rawana Seetha Kumariya paharagena giya.
Rama: Monawaaa… Rawanage oluwa hoda nadda? Mama me galawenna balagena hitiye. Ganin balanna call 1k.
-Beep-Beep-Beep-
Hello, Rawana speaking..?
Rawana: Yes. Who r U?
Rama: Thnks machan, Umba loku udawwak kale.
Rawana: Yako, mekiwa nadaththu karanna gihilla mage dadumonareth sinna una. Ane machan Hanuma ewala mekiwa ekka palayan.

   Mata Me Deya Kiyanna Wena Yaluwek Na

Mata me deya kiyanna wena yaluwek na 
ekai man oyata kiyanne. 
Eya math ekka ahinsaka widihata hinaha wela 
bus 1ta naginakota mata mokakdo una. 
Eya lagin apu suwada mata kawadawatma amataka wennati wei. 
Mama pissu watuna. 
Eya mage lagata awith kiyapu wachana 2,3 mata tamat
ahenawa wage
"WADE WADE,ISSO WADE"
Gewi Yana Raththriye Hama Mohothakama Obai Mage Jiwayai

Gewi yana raththriye hama mohothakama obai mage jiwayai , pera digin
ena pun sanda dakiddi oba samaga gewu manaram raththriya so susumin
yuthuwa mathakayata ei, Oba mage shariraye thurulu nowu thanak
natha.,e hama mohothakama ma ha oba, oba ha ma badee sitiye mahath
senehasakini. Oba nathi kala widina duka gathata pamanak nowa
sithatada dane, Hiru kirana peradigin naga ena thuru mama sitinne boho
amaruweni, Ada raththriye mata suwa dimata oba maa laga natha, Magema
Adharaneeya.
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BED SHEET eka., magen wen u oba thamath... LONDARIYEYE..! Ehenam Hodata Naganna…

Oya hamba una dawase mata thibune puduma sathutak patiyo. Eka mathak
wenakotath pudumai. Jeewithe aluth balaporoththu athi kale oya. Mama
hithanne Oyai mawa jeewath karawanne. Mama Oyata mage Panatath wada
Adarei
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 "PEARS BABY" Maw senehase susinidu pahasa. Ah! Ehenam hodata naganna…



"EKA KOCHCHARA SIMPAL PLAN EKAKDA"

Podi Kaledi Amma Kiwwa 
Yaluwela Nan Badinna Epa Kiyala. 
Iskoledi Techer Kiwwa 
Yaluwela Ahu Unot Bandala Denawa Kiyala. 
Clz Ekedi Yaluwo Kiwwa Yalu unot Badinnama Weyi kiyala. 
Eka Nisa Mama Badapu Kenek Ekka Yalu Una. 
"EKA KOCHCHARA SIMPAL PLAN EKAKDA" Achchi & Duwa

DUWA: achchiye anna rasthiyadu karayo tikak enawa paren me peththata.
ACHCHI: ane duwe ikmanata ge athulata palayan gihin dora wahaganin.
DUWA: achchi! achchi! Anna a AMDAN (NAME) aiyath enawa.
ACHCHI: mage ammo hitapan duwe math athulata enakan. Oya balliwath getaganin.

   Man Haansi Una.Itapasse Eya Eka Etulata Demma.

Eya mata room 1 etulata aenna kiwwa. 
Man etulata giya. Haansi wenna kiwwa. 
Man haansi una.itapasse eya eka etulata demma. 
Mata godak riduna. 
Le yanawa wageth denuna. 
Eya magen ridenawada kiyala ahuwa.
Ridunath man ne kiwwa. 
Ita passe eya mata kiwwa. 
Dan yanna 
"DATHA GALAWALA IWARAI" kiyala!!!
Saman & Nimal

Saman: machan uba pawanita kemeththen neda hitiye?
Nimal: ow machan.
Saman: itin ban uba kellagen ehuwe nedda?
Nimal: ehuwa ban. Ehuwa.
Saman: itin kella mokada kiuwe, kemati kiuwada?
Nimal: ne ban. eya kiyanawa mama duppathlu.
Saman: itin ban ubata kiyanna tibunane ube ara sallikara maama gena.
Nimal: kiuwa ban.
Saman: itin mokada une?
Nimal: monawa wennada, Pawani den mage nanda. OYA MAWA BANDINNADA YANNE ?

Mata mathakai hondatama....
Api meet una palaveni dawasa,
Edha, oya mage es dihama balagena hitiya,
Oya thol walin mawa sipa ganna oya koi tharam try karada ?
OYA MAWA BANDINNADA YANNE ?
Kiyala oya ahanna heduwa,
Eth eda mama oyata THANAKOLA Kanna LIHALA damma,
Hello,
Itin oya 'ummbee...'
Kiyala
Mage watema diuwa,
Itin thama ehemada ?
Tharahada ?
Baluwama Me Buruwa Kata Aragena Me Message 1  Kiyawanawa Walu.

Onna saththu podi gamanak yanna set una. 
Nade gura sinhaya. 
Gamana yana saththunge nam list 1 keyawwa.
hawo."innawa sir.
muwo."api ready sir.
buruwo, buruwa ethana hitiye na lu. 
Sathtu okkoma ekathu wela buruwa hewwa.  
Baluwama me buruwa kata aragena me message 1  kiyawanawa walu.


Paten Wedak Nahane, Chuttak Diwa Gala Balanna. Ane Plz.

Girl - ane matanam ba.
Boy - okane,katata gannath issella oya baha kiyanawane.
Girl - kate thiyanna hithenawada?? eeeya balannako rathu paatata.
Boy - paten wedak nahane, chuttak diwa gala balanna. Ane plz.
Girl - ko ehenam balanna. cheeya eke hati, maha pal rahakne enne.
Boy - ane me wikara nethuwa me SIRAP eka bonna!
A/L Exam Genaral Paper

A/L Exam Genaral Paper 
1. Tharawata English Walin Kiyanne Mokakda-DUCK
2 Aetakota Tharawo Dennekta-DUCK DUCK
3 Tharawo 4-5 Denek Innawanan-PodDUCK
4 Tharawo 100-200k Innawanan -GoDUCK
5 Tharawata Unak Kessak Hedunama -LeDUCK
6 Tharawo eheta Mehata Aran Yana Wahanaya -DUCKkuwak
7 Anthima Prashnaya.Tharawage Genu Sathata Mokakda Kiyanne-BadDUCK Jewithe Hariyata CREAM SODA Wage

*Jewithe hariyata CREAM SODA wage,
"Yawwanaye popiyana chamathkaraya. 
Kellek set unama COCA COLA wage,"Sathutai bo wenne.
but eya tharaha unama EGB wage,"kama epa",
ita passe kohomahari set karagattama FANTA wage"fun rasa ona tharam
me monawa unath api hamada KIK COLA wage"biduwak narama lankikai"
me msg eka ewna mma SPRITE wge anam manm ne, katawa kelin.
Samada Oba Mata Labenawanam

(((( ) "-. ))))
 --: b )(((( ) .-"Z ZZzzzzz. . . . ."
sihinen oba mata penenawanam. .
 kotte pulun kannam 
"samada oba mata labenawanam.
 mette kohuth kannam. . ."
hee heeeeee. . .  

  
Eya Mata Rs500k Ithuru Dunna Ban...

Friend:- mokada une?
ai ban uba duken inne? mokada iye 1st night eka awul unada?
Manamalaya:- na ban.. 1st night eka hodai.. okkoma hodata keruna...
eth ada uda podi awulak una
Friend:- ai ban mokada une?
Manamalaya:- okkoma iwara wela ada ude man puruddata wage eyata rs1000k dunna
Friend:- ithin eya monawada kale?
Manamalya:- eya mata rs500k ithuru dunna ban... "DERANA GREEZ STAR"!

Obath rathri kaalaye minisun baya karamin serisarana 
GREEZ YAKEK da?
Esenam obe hakiyawata menna idak. 
Danma ayadum karanna. "DERANA GREEZ STAR"! 
jayagrahakayata "WALIKADA REST" hi dina 21 ka niwaduwak samagin
policieyen dootha pura thagi.... 
Ape kaalaye waddange wada kida soya yana chaarikaawa! 
danma ayadum karanna.... 
OBE NAMA TYPE KARA GREES STAR_119 EKATA SMS EKAK YAWANTA.


Menna Punchi Magic 1k

menna punchi magic 1k. 
mata puluwan oya kemathima pudgalaya kiyanna. 
mulinma 1-9 athara no1k hithaganna. 
dan eka 3n guna karanna. 
dan ekata 3k ekathu karanna. 
dan newatha 3n guna karanna. 
dan oyata apu a ilakkam2 ekata ekathu karanna.
dan obe ilakkamata gelapena pudgalaya pahathin balanna.

1. Sharuk khan
2. Shihan mihiranga
3. Roshan ranawana
4. Anarkali akarsha
5. Lasith malinga
6. Aishwarya rai
7. Viliyam kumaru
8. Devid becum
9. ( ….Obe nama.. )

ane mata hitha gannawath be, mechchara aya mata kemathi ay kiyala...
Hari Hari Man Gonnu 15katama Kiwwa

Maha Raju: Andare man kiyapu paniwide harida?
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda dewayan wahansa 
man me danut eka gana hithuwa.
Raju: Wade harida Andare?
Andare: Hari hari man gonnu 15katama kiwwa.
Raju: Agei Andare…
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda 
man me danuth 1 gonekuta SMS 1k yawwa. 
U dan 1 kiyawanawath athi. Oyat Meka Oyage Yaluwonta Yawanna

Api hamoma ahinsaka sathunta gdk aadarei.
Eyalata api karana de terum ganna bari wunat,
eyala dannawa api eyalata gdk anukampa karna bawa.
ada LOKA BOORUWANGE DINAYA.
Itin mata oyawa mathak wuna.
Oyat meka oyage yaluwonta yawanna.
Yawwe natot oya labana athme POL BOORUWEK WEI.
mta ehema ewnna epa.
Ehema kalot oya PUTHTHALAM BOOORUWEK wei.
Jeewithe Aththa 6 K Thiyanawa

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